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I'm a guy who writes horror prose in my spare time along with songs and poems on various subjects my favourite being insanity.

I'm a psychotic alcoholic who's just finding his way back.

The forest is long and dark and deep but I have promises to keep.

The Spirit Bomb

Wed Nov 25, 2009, 1:28 AM
  • Mood: Amused
So last week I was surfing about looking at absinthe which then led me to looking for recipies. This led me to looking at the possbilities of getting either everclear or just plain ethanol in australia, which is nigh impossible. Howevermy journey ended with the discovery of Spirytus. Spirytus is a spirit that ranges from 80-98% alcohol. I found it last thursday and took it to a party the day after. Its strong, but unfortuneatly tastes terrible.

This as you can see is a problem. Something so strong and damn awesome should be made to taste as awesome as its effect. I was thinking about how I could fix this by diluting with different things. Its a clear spirit and in fact is a polish vodka so the usual vodka mixers are a possiblity.

Then my friend Joe and I had this brilliant idea brought on by the fact that red bull is sponsering a party I'm going to tomorrow. If jaeger and red bull is a jaegerbomb, V and jaeger is a fairy bomb and cheap vodka is drinkable with mother. Then wouldn't mixing an energy drink with Spirytus make it more palatable. Upon this realisation the Spirit Bomb has arisen.

I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow....If I don't die from it. If I die assume it was so great that I drank too much of it. If thats the case go out and try it, I command you.

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  • Current Residence: O'Malleys and Calibre
  • Interests: Fixing myself
  • Favourite band or musician: Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal
  • Favourite style of art: Mind fuck
  • Operating System: Running vista, rhel5, openSUSE, win serv 2003
  • Shell of choice: Bash
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: John Constantine
  • Personal Quote: Hmm your hair could use a bit of a trim...along with your neck
  • Tools of the Trade: Top hat, leather jacket, sunglasses and the mind of a killer

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Oh hai ther- OH GOD THE EYES THE MOUTHS THE JOY IT BURNS

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thank you for the fave =]
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Thank yew for the fav!

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You still do not have a bar image

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Thanks for the fave!

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No problems mate

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Each man kills the thing he loves. -Oscar Wilde
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I like what you have written, its real and mostly true (Which parts im not sure but I have the feeling its all true.)

Through the eyes of a teenager, the only thing you see is how much you screw up.

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